Free shit time you fucks
As you all fucking know by now, I just setup pre-orders for black edition everything on my shop. And since I’m a nice motherfucker I’ll give away some free shit. One of each shirt in black. Meaning this giveaway has 4 winners. Of course it doesn’t HAVE to be one of each. The 4 winners will actually get to choose which shirt they want. Simple as that. Last time I did a fucking giveaway with fucking leap frog instructions no one fucking understood jack fuck shit I was saying. So whatever fuck you cunts.
Here are the rules. Simple, but I don’t give a second shit about you. Just follow them.
- You don’t have to be following me (officialpresidentkony2013) which is my main blog, but if you would like promos and giveaways or just shout outs for being a cool as fuck customer you can follow the shops tumblr (maximumkawaii)
- I’m not hotlinking those urls cuz fuck you
- Winner will be chosen September 1st. Any change of dates will be announced on maximumkawaii blog
- I just talked you into following my blog, I think
- Chosen winners MUST MUST MUST provide address to be shipped to. Last time I had a giveaway only 1 person gave me their fucking address
- International winners will have to wait longer for their prizes, mainly because we all know customs are fucking assholes
- Only reblogs count, I don’t give a shit about likes
- Winner will be chosen by random number generator like all those other generic ass fucking homoerotic giveaways on tumblr
- Also, no giveaway blogs. I will be checking blogs that were chosen in the generator
Simple and straight forward. Spread the word like your buttcheeks. I don’t give a fuck about your feelings and if my post is offensive you’re not kawaii enough to rock my prints anyway.
Also, it’d be nice if you can just support me and just buy the shirts like my lovely friends that’d be cool too.
Wilson, I love you.